| | The worst lie I ever made up to get out of going to school was that I was sick with an infestation called, "Clumps." I titled it clumps to make it similar to mumps, however, I needed some welps on my skin if I was going to be serious about this. So I painted little red dots all over my body until I looked like a brunette version of pippy longstockings. My mom asked me why she had never heard of it, I told her that it was so rare and such a bad case, no one had ever even thought of it. I refused to go to school, after the principal heard and failed to understand my "disease." I even went as far as to go to a Psychiatrist to prove my point, can you believe I failed at my desperate attempt at explaining clumps? I mean, I even went into its origin and everything. |
| | Posted 10/25/2009 2:23 PM - 18 Views - 4 eProps - 6 comments
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